1. You wake from a coma to a post apocalyptic world with only one item.

    jbriner:

    djavjr:

    generalivan:

    How fucked are you?

    >It’s a shoe-shiner that makes you invisible and bleeps when you whistle for it

    I think I’ll be ok.

    Reblog and post results!

    It’s a jetpack that has sleek curves and fetches help in the event of an emergency.

    Done.

    It’s a microwave that pings when it’s ready! It works at any altitude.

    Well, that’s practical!

    It’s a samurai sword that’s powered by a single hamster!

    Sure why not.

    4 months ago  /  2,778 notes  /  Source: generalivan

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